English Script Request

[note: this transcription is only for the section requested, 8:30-8:44, plus a few seconds for context, not the whole video]

-If we weren't in a big, fat fight over the diary thing, we'd totally console you.

-What a totally useless mission! We lost the skater boy AND the bad guys!

-Something tells me we haven't seen the last of either. <gasp!> It's from one of the gladiators! (It) must have fallen of his loin clothe.

-Better send it back to Wu for analysis.

-Hmmm...

- If we weren't in a big, fat fight over the diary thing, we'd totally console you.

- What a totally useless mission! We lost the skater boy AND the bad guys!

- Something tells me we haven't seen the last of either. [gasp] It's from one of the gladiators! Must of fallen off his loincloth.

- Better send it back to Wu for analysis.

- Hmm...

[transition]

- I'm SO not hungry.

- [sighs] Me neither. I mean, who could POSSIBLY EAT knowing some weird robot gladiator has abducted all those innocent guys? I wonder what they want them for.

- I don't know. The whole thing sounds completely crazy to me.

-Speaking of crazy, I'm in the bathroom stall and what do I see? A vicious lie about me dyeing my hair! How could you write that?!

- [giggling] Who said I wrote it?

- It was signed "Sincerely, Alex."

- You signed your name?

- Wh-whatever! Maybe next time, you'll watch what you write about me in your diary.

- [gasp] My private diary entries are a FAR CRY from public displays of HUMILIATION!

-My latest column: read it and weep!

-Clover's secrets revealed? Clover uses the cap of her pen to clean her ears? Clover's fur purse is a total fake? Dish the dirt on me -- fine. But dis my accessories? Now it's personal. Spill it, Mandy. Where did you get this trash?

-Awww, sorry. A reporter never reveals her sources. Oh, and Sam, thanks for the hot tip.

-Well, think of it this way, now you've got something interesting to write about in your diary.

-That's it!

-Ok, now that is officially taking things too far. This is war! ... Time out. My X powder's ringing.

-Ladies, now, I have the results of [?] analysis.