Feed My Funny
Tess: Alright, babe.
Bath: Alright, honey.
T: So, you decided between them three geezers you like them, babe?
B: What, the shepherd, the farmer, and the abusive sergeant prone to violent fits?
T: Yes.
B: It's too .. to be honest with you babe.
T: Ah, babe. There always six boys isn't they?
B: Oh yeah, there's always six boys, yeah.
T: And they're all nice, isn't they?
B: Oh yeah, they's all nice. Especially the abusive sergeant prone to violent fits.
T: Aaw.
B: Oh my God.
T: What.
B: Don't say anything.
T: What.
B: There he's coming now.
T: Oh my God.
Sergeant: Alright.
B and T: Alriight.
B: So uh, what you been up to then, babe?
Sergeant: Well, you know that girl I was honest with you about from the start.
B and T: Fanny?
S: The one I was gonna marry but she went to the wrong church on the day like a muppet
B and T: Fanny?
S: And I never knew she had my baby, but it turns out she had my baby.
B and T: Fanny?
S: Yea, Fanny. Well, I think I like her again, so uh, anyway...
T: Oh, my, God. He is so reem!
B: He's so reem.
T: He's so reem!
Sorry, had to stop so quickly because I just couldn't understand the next line. My American ears aren't used to that accent, I guess.