English Script Request

Person A: Hey guys, Jade's here. We're back, getting ready to go back into that cave in the dungeon system, well, I am. I don't know. Spiders...
Person B: I wanna (=want to, casual)go, yeah, I wanna go kill all that, all those monsters in the uh, er, whatever it's called.
Person A: Brian, Brian do you want something else? Here, Tyler, Tyler, come with us.
Person B: Where are you going?
Person A: We're going to the dungeon.
Person C: Now?
Person B: Give me a minute! No, no, no. I wanna build an upstairs first.
Person C: I've not done my cookie!
Person A: Oh my god.
Person B: I want me and..I wanna build an upstairs for Tyler, so he can have his own bedroom. Give me a minute.
Person A: Oh good. Okay. Well, I'll go see if um...wow. Wow, that was just a fail and a half. Oh my god. OK.
Person C: What?
Person A: I'm not going down there. Don't go down there. Don't go down there.
Person B?: So he goes down there.
Person A: Is Tyler going down? Did you go down?
Person C: Yep. (=yes, casual) Follow me.
Person A: Oh no, you're upstairs.
Person C: Well hold on, hold on. Hold on. Give me like, two minutes.
Person A: I'm gonna (= going to, casual) go...I'm gonna go - my rooms done, so I'm just gonna some lines and pigs.
Person B?: Alright, Wally.
Person A: How much day do we have left? Oh, we're almost up, OK
Person B: Your voice is really lagging right now.
Person C: Yeah, you are lagging hard.
Person A: No, I'm not lagging at all.
Person C: It's your internet. You’re lagging really bad.
Person B: Your voice is.
Person A: My voice is?
Person C: Hey, ...
Person B: Well, anyways, OK,let's just go to the cave now.
Person A: No, no. Nah. (=casual ‘no’) Don’t, don’t go and (inaudible) I wouldn’t.
Person C: How much?
Person B: Sorry, there was a spider, pushing in the ground.
Person A: Oh, lag.
Person B: How do you make a bow?
Person A: Ah, here we go. Seri’s getting all,..I say we don’t leave the bow.
Person B: Oh yeah, that’s a good call, in set up options. In Sega this game comes in like, 3-D now. Yeah, Tyler, I’m still working on your upstairs, give me a minute.
Person C: You need more wooden planks?
Person B: No, I got plenty of stairs. Well, yeah, actually you’re gonna have to build your own upstairs. I’m out of wood.
Person C: Alright.
Person A: I’m not finding any pigs. First, I’m looking for the actual...I’m gonna get lost here.
Person C: Issac...
Person B: Oh, is it getting night time? Or is it..? Oh yeah, it is.
Person A: What? Are you s.... Oh, it’s going down that way. Oh my god. That was just a fail on my part.
Person B: Tyler..
Person C: You get to watch the sunset from this window.
Person A: You guys are floating, in the air. I can’t even load my (inaudible). There we go.
Person C: Brian, you are gonna have to put my bed down.
Person B: Oh, I know. Uh, give me some wooden planks, buddy.
Person C: Well, just throw it down in your room, and then we can just sleep for (her? good? Difficult to hear).
Person B: OK, Oh, hold up. I gotta block. You know what? Its...yeah, they, uh, they can’t get in through that hole. They’ll fall off the edge if they try and get in.
Person A: That’d (=that would) be better. It looks like the boss, guys.
Person B: Here you go, Tyler. Here we go..
Person A: From this angle, it looks the boss.
Person C: Me, Issac...There’s a bed...
Person B: Me, Tyler, bed, are you joking?
Person C: You’re gonna break someone’s legs.
Person B: Go downstairs, just go down here and sleep down here, and then when the night’s over just come back up and we’ll fix, we’ll finish the upstairs.
Person C: It’s (inaudible)
Person B: Issac, go in your bed!
Person A: I’m trying, I’m going, I’m going. I’m outside.
Person B: I’m on top of our house. Tyler, look up from your bunk bed.
Person C: Why is my bed occupied?
Person A: Tyler, why are you sleeping in my bed? Er, no...
Person C: Mine’s (=mine is) occupied.
Person A: Like, outside my bed. Are you sleeping, Tyler?
Person C: Trying.
Person A: ‘Cause (short for ‘because) it looks like you’re sideways on my bed, and I’m under my bed.
Person C: Well, I like to sleep on my side. 
Person B: Yeah, if you guys are looking at my screen, you know, you guys, it’s like Tyler’s head is, like, on Issac’s nuts.
Person A: Yeah, it looks like that on my screen. But Tyler’s...yeah, just like..
Person C: Are you guys all on laughing?
Person A: I’m sleeping, I’m sleeping.
Person B: Ok, I’m gonna go up...
Person C: Oh, hold on. Hold on. I have to change my song. I’m listening to Katie Perry.
Person B: Oh, you’re? You’re? Which song? Which song?
Person C: ‘I kissed a girl, and I liked it...’ Cause that’s my iTunes and it’s not very updated.
Person A: Good job.
Person B: Why would you be listening to her, anyways, even if it was updated?
Person C: Um, ‘cause she’s the best.
Person A: Oh, um, that’s nice. That’s nice Brian. What’s next here ?
Person C: What the hell is that?
Person B: Who is not sleeping? 
Person C: Who just shit their pants?
05: 26

Who… who is not sleeping?
I…???
Tyler, you're staring up looking at me.
I'm in bed.
Oh, I'm in bed.
Oh my god. I'm gonna come down and beat you both to death.
I'm coming down there to beat you both to death.
I seriously, like, I can't leave my bed.
I won't let me.
Oh my got, dude.
I just destroyed your bed. You're not even in bed. Just disconnect and reconnect.
I can't even… I have to exit out of Mindcraft and come back.
Like I, seriously, I couldn't leave the bed.
Go to bed Bryan, while he's leaving the game.
I'm coming back, coming back, coming back…logging in.
There we go. I'm just standing here. Alright, my bad.
Seriously, oh my god. Why… ??
Get in your bed. You're sleeping right here.
There you go.
He's gonna be dead in no time again.
Close the door. Let's go. Everybody in bed.
Oh my god. Such a struggle.
Oh, I thought somebody was dying. I was still night time.
If anyone was going to die, it would've been me, cause…. ???
Alright, I've got to get rid of this dirt again, cause otherwise… ??? Hey! There's something burning on a tree. How did that tree catch its fire? Why isn't its [skeletons?] dying?
What am I listening to? Sounds… ah…. Oh that's a good sign. Never mind. Um, you saw… ??
That's a good sign. There we go. There we go.
Fireworks, [by Katie Berry?]
Man, you want to hear like the weirdest shit ever?
What?
O.K. no. You know how I told you I work with gay people, sometimes?
Yeah.
O.K. So, anyways, there's this one girl who does maintenance. She like cleans at night, right?
Yeah.
And she'll have like her iPod in her pocket with the headphones in, so, like, it'll be playing through the speakers.
07:55

-So, like, you just expect, like, hey, that girl's going to have some girlie music, right? Like, yeah, sure, why not? But, hey, the gay guy figures, "hmm, I'm going to start doing that too." So, I'm working drive-thru last night. He comes in, California Girls, just blaring from his pocket. I don't even know what to say to this kid. Like, I'm just stunned. And he just, like, stares at me, looks at me all weird like he wants to, like, eat my dick. And then he walks away.
-Cool story!
-It was awesome
-(unclear comment)
-It was honestly the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me. I didn't know what to do... It was scary, man.
-Right, probably
-Now there's some fireworks.
-OK, we don't need this stupid scar right now that you're having a bunk-bed.
-Well, I'm having a bunk-bed, but I guess it'll just be me... and my... dogs.
-Friend... Alright. Now there's just a random hole in the side of my room.
-Hate when that happens.
-Ok, um, here, let's expand the flooring a bit.
-Guys! Guys! When you're done up there... when you're done up there... oh, wait, you're... you're building a floor? Is that the floor?
-Yeah, that's my floor.
-Oh, here we go. Whoa! I need a wood...
-We're all going to have our own rooms!
-I'm gonna create a...
-Tyler, we need more wood. oh, wait, never mind, I have a bunch of wood in my inventory, I haven't turned into wooden planks.
-Oh, wait, I don't want a wooden... I've got...
-I swear to god, if your mom comes to tell you that you need to like, get up again...
-Yeah! No, that was my, uh, my grandma's appearance. Our whole family's gonna be...
-Finally get out of the shower, did she?
-Family reunion on Minecraft.
-I told them, I'm like, "I'm doing a Youtube video, just chill out for a minute, go fuck off."