English Script Request

[0:29]
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Guy: Oh my G- [God] [laughs]
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy: Damn it I missed it too.
Girl: What is it?
Guy: It's a meatball!
Girl: No it's NOOOOOT!
Guy: Shh...
Girl:What the fuck is that?
Guy: It's a meatball.
Girl: No it's not!
Guy: Shhhhhh... [laughs]
Girl: What is it? You fucking asshole!
Guy: It's a meatball.

[0:59]
Girl: [Mumbling] I'm gonna freakin' stab this on you!
Girl: They're still bugs! They're still bugs! It doesn't matter.
Guy: They're just crickets...
Girl: It's not fucking food!
Guy: ... and added sour cream.
Girl: You're disgusting, you were going to make me eat that?! How dare you! The first freakin' time and the last time you cook for me.
Guy: Shhh... Listen listen! I put it in all the meatballs you ate too.
Girl: No you didn't. No you didn't! No you didn't!
Guy: Yes I did. I did. I put it in all the meatballs.
Girl: So I ate that shit?!

[1:33]
Girl: You're disgusting!
Guy: [laughing] Ow!
Girl: Get out of here!
Guy: Wait, finish your food!
Girl: No.

[1:39]
Guy: I only put it in that one meatball but I guess I'll let her think that she ate all of 'em.
Girl: SHIT!
Guy: [laughs] What?

[1:49]
Guy: I put it in, like [clears throat], two of the meatballs.
Girl: What?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: You put it in two?
Guy: You ate, like, one.
Girl: Are you kidding me?!
Guy: Y-You- But they're edible! They're edible!
Girl: I will- They're not edible for me.
Guy: They're edible! They're edible!
Girl: They're not!

[1:57]
Girl:You're gonna eat all of them...
Guy: No I'm not! Don't-
Girl:...right now! You fucking piece of shit. Eat 'em all right now!
Guy: You ate-
Girl: Are you kidding me that I ate one?!
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: I fucking ate one?!
Guy: I-I'll show you the video.
Girl: I'm gonna kill you! You made me eat a bug?! You're disgusting!
Guy: Alright alright ALRIGHT! I'll-

[2:18]
Guy: They're edible. No you're not! Don't. Don't! Oh no!
Guy: I feel so bad. I don't feel bad she made me eat hamburgers from two years ago.
Girl: Are you filming this?!
Guy: Aagh [laughs], no!

[2:30]
Girl: I feel it in my freakin' throat right now!
Guy: They're- Look, look look look looklook look!
Girl: I don't wanna look look look look look.
Guy: You made me eat hamburgers that were two years old!
Girl: This is a fucking bug! I would never eat a bug in my life!
Guy: This is what you ate.
Girl: Oh my fucking god! You're fucking disgusting.
Guy: Okay, the sour creme-
Girl: Stay still!
Guy: I'm sorry.
Girl: You're such a fucking piece of shit.

[2:54]
Girl: That is so rude!
Guy: You gave me-
Girl: You fucking topped the line! You are so dead! Girl: No! Get it away from me! EEK! [roar] That's it, turn that freakin' camera off!
Guy: Alright alright alright!

[3:07]
Girl: I so fucking hate you. I am so fucking mad. I am so fucking mad!
Guy: [Snicker]

[3:15]
Girl: Ewww.
Guy: [dances] Augh!
Girl: Isn't it gross? See? Look at that! Here eat the rest. Eww! Oh..my...