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So, three polka-dotted slimes? Yep! Exactly what they—no, giraffe slimes. I guess they're redid with the giraffe. That must have been awkward.

(0:40) What are they named? Spotlight? Spot slime? Hm. Makes perfect sense. Not like, uh, spotsuck or slimesuck. I'm never gonna* quit that.

(1:04) Alright. So, two more battles like that? Yep. Okay, I've seen two... it looks like a bunny with a horn. And two mummies. Yeah.

(1:30) The odd dance has no effect. Use tackle! Wasn't very effective. Oh, that doesn't even matter. He doesn't even use his magic. Stupid AI. Which one is... is the... oh, yeah, Almerjee(?) is the middle one. Okay, so we've got Mud Doll, Stubsuck, and then—they switched it up a bit and give you an Almerjee. "Almiraj"? I guess that's the name for a... a bunny with a horn on it? Almiraj? Maybe I'll Google it after this. Alright!

* Gonna is a colloquial contraction of "going to."

Kangaroo, bird with a rock, and, I don't know, turtle? What? Alright, I think I'm on the left. I... I guess it's a wolf? I think the wolf's ear has been chopped off. That must have been painful. "Skullroo." Huh. Aw man, really? Alright, I've still got this. [mumbling] ...flies high in the sky... performs "PaniDance"... has no effect. Haha. He's confused. Aw! I hated confusion. Got to be the most annoying thing ever. Most annoying status ailment.

[4:00] Yep. Wow! I might lose.

[a little slurred] Okay, need some health—What?! Well, I'm going to lose.

[4:25] Awesome! Too bad, your monsters are too weak. Funny story—if I go to the traveler's gate, I die. If I go here, I die. So, I guess I'll go back to the traveler's gate. Perfect sense. At least I didn't lose anything? Alright. All I lost was the money I put into it. Wait, can I go back in here? I don't think I want to do that. Alright, I think I'll go ahead and cut my session right here. I'll continue it some other time. I should've gotten a lot of parts out of this, so I'll see you guys next time.