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Hello and welcome back to the rather cliffhangery ep. of Shiren the Wanderer, where I think you see the situation I'm in right now.

Uh, gotta think fast here. Do you know what? Let's see. I have healing. Let's try that first.

Ok. I could Mine Nabari Shield but no, she's still there. Reflex shield, no I can only dodge her for so long. Stone Staff. Don't know. Regardless of whatever I'm going to do it's going to be a staff of some kind. Alright, I'm going to try this Bone Staff and see what happens.

Ok. This could be bad, but let's run. Run for our lives! Err! Cut it cut it cut it! Got it.

Now to get it here...

Wait a minute. Is that what I think it is? Yes! Freedom!! Woo!!

*Sigh*

Ok, now I have to do something about this. I cannot stay like this. Alright. I can't leave that disposable shield on. Ok Mist Hermit. Wait, if I'm not mistaken, now I can't heal. Ah well, this is lovely. Yes, quite lovely.

I can't know though, that's good. You know, I'm getting to the point where I don't feel as much like--Mine Nabari Shield. That's why. Cutting back on some explosion damage.

Nope!

Wrong button. Very wrong button! Let's see here. Well, now I know that that is, but I can't take another hit. I could use this--wait--it would take another turn to use that so...

Now I have no choice but to run the other direction!

Ahh!

Yeah, this what it turns into every time with me. I'm such a coward. And a cannon. Trap Scroll, but I see...
...no
...NO
...NOO!!!

What am I supposed to do now? Ahhh! My Trap Scroll is not going to make anything spawn underneath, I'm so--wait--I know! Bone Staff to the rescue once again. Just got to make sure I aim right. And...

Hope this works.

Ok.

Duck around the corner before its..oh God. OH GOD! No! NOO!! NOOOO!! Dah!

*laughter*

Ok. That was amusing.

Eleven floors. Not too bad. I think that's the best I've ever done. I mean, ever, before my game crashed, seriously. But anyways, umm...

Do you know what? I think I would only just kill the mood if I continued any further so until next time folks, wander on. Yeah. Wander on.