English Script Request

Last time oooonnnnn 'Let's play Yume Nikki' with Loudman.
Hi guys.
Sorry I didn't umm make a video last night.
I had a, a lot of homework to do and one night to do it.
So it kind of got done all at one time and then, you know, by the time I was done it was like 5 'o'clock in the morning and I had school at 10 so I kinda needed to get to bed and I'm sorry.
But, I'll definitely make up for it in this video because there's much awesomeness [made-up word meaning much stuff in a 'state of being awesome'] to be had.
Right, today, oh crap, maybe speed boast wasn't, you know, perfect job for this.
But today we are going to see something very pretty and I'm sure you'll love it for, you know, you'll love me for it.
You just, you just promise me one thing: pause the video right now; turn off the, turn off, turn off your lights; put the video, you know the volume up really loud and just keep watching because what you're going to see is beautiful.
Just listen to music, you know it's going to be beautiful.
I don't know if you can hear the music, but just listen it's going to be wonderful guys.
I might cut some of this out cause this is completely random.
I don't know what the chances are for it, but it's probably about the chances of finding a shiny pokemon.
I totally didn't just reference pokemon.
I definitely don't play any of the new ones for DS.
Ok, I I kind of do.
I did sell it though, I sold it, I sold it, I'm off the pokemon.
And then I re-bought it.
Ok, but I'm clean now, I'm really clean.
But yeh, I just got back from work and I decided to make this to appease the, err, fans who sent me messages and videos asking for the new video after they kind of noticed that there wasn't one after the normal nightly schedule I've had.
Soooo, just sit back, relax, put some head phones on, get really close to the screen.
And I'm just gonna get his done then, err, I'm gonna play some oblivion because I'm hooked on that right now.

2:16: Uh...so, I'm just gonna keep doing this until the event happens. Sooner or later it will. Lord knows it will. It's just a matter of uh...going in and out and turning the light on and off and um...

2:38: Actually a lot of people say that in order to get this moment you have to stab her. Um... I did in the last video but the first time I did it I did not stab her so you don't have to kill her in order to make this event trigger.

2:51: So... this is basically what the whole video is going to be unless she changes really soon then I can go and grab a few things that I forgot in a few areas 'cuz I have a map now. A very detailed map. Well not very detailed but just connections and all that other good things.
...And where all the abilities are.
...And also where a few interesting things are.

3:13: But out of them all this is the most interesting. Uh, I bet you're really bored right now just watching this video it's like. " Oh my god! All he's doing is entering this room and turning the lights on and off. He should be shooting somebody like in Halo or something... catching a football."

3:32: No unfortunately I enjoy games like Killer 7... and uh... Phoenix Wright. I mean don't get me wrong Halo is a good game and all it's just that... it's mediocre at best. It certainly ain't no Half Life. Kidding, kidding, kidding.

3:53: Oh, God, well that's enough commentary on other games. Wer- Right now were just focusing on Yume Nikki and its pretty little world and its pretty little things and... don't- Ignore that. You know its pretty little things a- going on and... this cute little girl inside this house...

4:13: There's nothing special- She's just- You know, a normal little girl hanging out in a house. There's nothing wrong with her at all. In fact turning the lights on and off don't do anything at all I just wanna waste the video, I just wanna waste your time.

4:26: You know, 'cuz in the end this video's gonna hit the ten minute mark and you're gonna say. " I just watched a guy walk into a house over and over, turn the lights off, then exit the house and then repeat the process!" And then I will laugh at you.

4:43: Oh I thought it was gonna happen for a second. Nothing happens. Kidding, I'm doing this to waste your time. There's absolutely nothing that's gonna happen. And you're just watching this for nothing.

4:57: If you notice I'm a lot more, uh, I don't know, I still have my same monotone voice. But the thing is, like, only if I make the videos after 1 o'clock I sound like, like this in the first video... Where I just decide ,uh, to wing.. [He means "to wing it", an American idiom.]

5:10: But right now I actually just got back from work. I work at Starbucks so I'm hopped up on coffee all the time. And uh, I'm drinking Mountain Dew right now, so... you know. I like this- Shit! I like- Oops. Ha ha... I like to stay in a, um, top umm... I dunno. Top caffeine addiction? I guess you'd say?

5:34: I really wish something would happen. I just kinda... After a while this gets really old. I know I- I don't mind if-
To the people who actually watch this entire part, um, thank you. You're a truly dedicated fan and you rock. To the people who kinda skipped 'till they saw something happen and then you kinda went back a little bit, then watched, you know, just watched before it happened, but then thought, " Oh man, it's taking too long." and then tried to skip forward but then accidentally went right in the middle of when the event happened, I don't mind if you, uh, do that.

6:10: 'Cuz I- I do it too. It's just, no-one should have to go through this but... You know your efforts pay off in the end. I just kinda wish it would happen a little bit sooner. You know? Heh...

6:28: You know I really don't wanna cut anything out because... I use Windows Movie Maker, I- I- I don't bother torrenting[He just made-up this word by using the word "torrent" as a verb.] I mean buying a really good movie... software... apparatus-device-thing... But if I tried-

6:47: OH GOD! Oh my God! Oh God. Its Obora, Oboa or whatever his name is. Oh ho ho that came out of nowhere right in the middle of that monologue there. Oh ho ho... Just, don't stare at it for too long.

7:04: Alright I'm gonna attempt an experiment... Alright? Okay I don't wanna experiment with that...
Oh God he's, heh heh, this is kinda creepy. First time it happened I kinda just... freaked out a little bit.

7:21: Alright I w- ... You don't do anything with that? How about music? Ah ha oh man! Wooo. Got me out o' nowhere. Maybe my blond hair will- I don't even wanna touch him. God they just freak- I don't know why that's freaky! I played Resident Evil, Silent Hill... none of them do anything but this just, just gets to me.

7:51: I'm gonna stab it, I'm gonna stab it! Are you Ready? Oh God! Oooohh! We're in water right now so frog works. But this... t-that... the flash and... just this is a payoff for it. Some people might not appreciate it but you should 'cuz you didn't have to go into the door a whole lot just to see it.

8:18: I think its a good way, like, the Japanese have a really good way of making things creepy out of something small like this. But that's basically it. Ummm, alright, we can go back now.

8:35: That's what I wanted to show ya. That's Ubwa, or whatever his name is. And I think we have a little bit of time left so we're just gonna get, uh, something I missed. I did miss something. Uh, lets just get a speed boost. Dunununununa SPEED BOOST! Neeaaooww[airplane sound]!

9:00: We're just gonna get a quick little thing that I forgot in.. mural world. I believe that's the name for it. I'm kinda sorry that I missed it. There we go. Long hair! Alright.

9:21: And that's it for today. Uhhh, sorry I had to put you guys through that. But it paid off didn't it? Just don't have any nightmares now okay? I don't need you guys blaming me. Alright, that's uh... sixteen effects right now. So... I dunno, uh, after I upload this maybe I'll make another one to appease you. But no I don't think so. I'll maybe make one midday tomorrow, but you know, just take it as we go. Grain of salt, each video. Uh, thank you for watching Lets Play Yume Nikki I'm Loudman.