English Script Request

Gonna do another "Let's Play Yume Nikki." I'm LoudMan and uh, wasn't really gonna do this tonight. I had a really weird long day today. I'm not even gonna start to, you know, how weird it was. We just say, it was really weird. Very long and awkward. But, I have something cool to show you guys today. A little trick that someone very nice told me. Get on my chair in the drea...get on my chair in the dreamworld. Get on my bike and hop off. And look. Speed boost. I can run a lap around my carpet in no time. Let's check the TV. Still an eye.
Sooner or later, it's not gonna be an eye. So, we're just gonna do a little update today. Nothing too big or anything. We're just gonna uh...check out a few places.
Not this one.
Just gonna, let's see. Check out the eye place here.
We're gonna get a few more powers. And uh...there you know we'll just... go ahead and...we're, I'm gonna take you somewhere. I'll take you to the jungle. No, I'm gonna take you to...oh, this is where we're looking for the first one. Ma-meda-meda-maude...medamaude...whatever. It takes me back to your room but I'm not gonna do that because it takes away my super fast speed boost power and I really wanna get through this update today because uh, I need to recuperate. Recuperate from the craziness that happened today. Just gotta find the exit. Yeah, it's right over here. That's what's good about this place. Landmarks. Landmarks, landmarks, landmarks. Landsharks, landmarks. Always make a landmark. That way you know where you're going.
Alright, now we're gonna go to the crazy knee high area. And we're gonna get another power. I know, it's kinda weird I know where these all are. Maybe because I've perhaps played this game before. Alright, not much else we're gonna do here.
Just gonna breeze through this, get to one place, and that's it. Now we're gonna go through here. Get on...get one more power and then go to our stopping film.

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Now, we're gonna go through here, get one more power, and go to our stopping point.
Alright, we're gonna venture through the wonderful cloudy land of...another power.
Yuki Ona. That lets you become a...uh...snow girl. You make snow. Snow fall.
God! This is so cool! Thank you, I forgot, I forgot your name. I'm really sorry but thank you for [someones - unclear word] little trick. This is very helpful.
That's not the one I wanna go through. I, uh, this is the...no...see, I found it earlier. And now I can't find it.
Just wish I remembered where everything was. My mind is so scrambled right now. I just...[had a] totally...awkward day...like everything is just so...weird. Oh, my God! Just crazy things, and I think there was a bear involved for some reason.
Why did I just go in there? Oh, it's just...really weird. I just got you...there it is. How silly of me.
Alright, now we're gonna travel to this deep seated area within this little girls skull. This makes everything so much easier.
And now we're gonna get to a small little point and then we're gonna stop the video for the day. Rather short video, short update. But considering, you know...my circumstances...[laughs]...it was a pretty good amount of things done.
And uh...you're gonna love the next, it's totally worth it. It's totally worth the wait for the next video cause it's one of the creepiest moments in the game. It takes a little bit of work to get to. But it's totally worth it. Trust me. It's amazing. It's funny.
Alright, and our travels today bring us to this area. A little castle in the middle of nowhere. With a girl. Why is she in here? Who knows. Can I talk to her? No. She won't do anything. I heard a snapping noise for some reason. But there's nothing really in here. Just look around. Can't get in her bed or anything. Can't talk to her. Turn off the lights. Say "Hi!" Turn the lights a lot of times. Fortunately, the thing you have to do doesn't work like this. You have to exit and enter. But I'm gonna cut most of that out. A Japanese person already made the...looks like she's crying. No, a Japanese person who made the video had already, "Don't watch it!" I wanna freak you out first. Ha ha ha ha. You get the knife. Anyway.
Just for a little preview. This is what the next video's going to have. A lot of this. I hope you people like repetition. Because that's what we're going to do all next video. Until we get that final moment. Where things happen. People get freaked out. Breaks our shit, shat [slang for shit], whatever. But this is just a little preview of what the next videos gonna be like.
So, let's pinch our cheek. Wake up. Save. Already saved but we have 15 abilities out of 25, that means 10 more to go people. 10 more to go. Uh...I'm gonna have to do a little research to figure out where the rest are. But, thank you very much for watching this rather short update of "Let's Play Yume Nikki." I'm LoudMan and I will hopefully see you tomorrow night.
Byebye.