English Script Request

Alright, take 2. Thank you for watching. This is LoudMan and this is "Let's Play Yume Nikki." I had to redo the recording because someone, uh er a [stuttering] what was it, my computer slowed down a little bit too much...and I had to redo this. So, and I messed up anyway. I went through like the wrong door 15 times. Alright, so we're just gonna do this. Uh, we're just gonna go quickly and see, I remember this one being the door that I have to go through. That way I don't spend an entire minute going: "It's this door, no it's this door, no it's this door, no." So, this time I'll do it without flaws. So, we just go through here. Follow through the little cell phone reception blocks. That's what they remind me of.
Little cell phone section things. That one is really weird though. Alright, we're gettin [slang for getting] a hat and scarf. That lets you return to snowman when it's snowing. And we're gonna try getting up there once, and only once. And if we can't get up there, then I'll just do it in a different video where I'm already there. Alright, in order to get there, we just have to go and talk to this little snow person wearing the head scarf. Oh, and look. We did it. In one try. That's never happened before.
This is black and white world. One of the dead end areas. I think it's one of the dead end areas. But it's sortof important because um, nah it's weird. Cause it has one of the moments that you have to watch in order to get to the end of the game. I don't know if you have to watch the moments or the crazy scenes but it's just really cool lookin at them anyway because they're so messed up. Alright, see this little girl here? She looks normal doesn't she? But I know her weakness. Her weakness is stoplights. Oh boy, okay. Oh God, what's she doing? Lets [let us] try talking to her. Aw. Oh God. This is coming for you, tonight. Oh man, I remember the first time I saw this I really was a little bit freaked out because it was late at night. It's really good to play this, getting too close, it's really good to play this game at night because it, okay that's enough. Crazy hand melty girl. You're creepy. You're cree [creepy]...oh God she's getting close again. Escape, escape. Huh huh huh. That's enough out of her. How much is that enough? To kill her. I kill myself sometimes.

And, I think that's it for this world. I I ran around here a while, couldn't really find anything that was interesting. Other than this, and nothing going on there. And I think that's it, so we're gonna wake up really quick. Cause we got what we want for there. And now, we're going to get another power. What kind of power you ask? Not eye power, not eye power and TV. But midget [short person] power. How do we get midget power? You go to the ritual room. And you wait for the little midget to walk by. Or run by. He's tiny. Very tiny. He could be anywhere in here. He around and he's really fast. Like lightning fast.
That's one of the girls that you don't touch. The thing is, she isn't, she's not one of the bad ones. When their eyes are purple and they're running after you. Then you gotta run away from them. Like mad [run really fast]. Cause what I say in the last video, you don't touch girls. Ever. Not just in this game. In real life. You take that lesson everywhere with you. Everywhere. The girl asks you to touch her, you say "No!". LoudMan told me not to. I can't. There he is. Get him. How do I get him? Stop-light.
Get over here. Ha ha. Gotcha. Alright, wake-up. And, let's see. Oh, we still got plenty of time. We can go get another power. Let's see. We are going to...what are we gonna check out? I don't know. We'll just go explore somewhere. Still an eye on my TV. Hmm, I feel like exploring hmm...this place. Why? Cause we can get another power here that I know about. Not really much of a power. Not really much of a power but more like a cosmetic effect. Just follow the black void. Or just set a landmark and go. I think it's close to here. But we're gonna get a little bit of a change. Not that drastic but still a little bit of a change. We're just gonna keep on going till we find, there it is.
Talk to this. Now I can have blond hair. I'll go through all these once. You know, I get em [them] all. Something like that. It's not like anything special. Most of these are, most of the effects are only used just for one thing, and one thing only. And that's it. And it just gets boring and you know. Like you gotta have a lot of patience to play this game. Seriously, you can't just jump into it and expect that, "Oh, man! Really crazy stuff is gonna happen!" No, you gotta go out there and you gotta find that. And in order to find that, you gotta be patient. And be willing to look at things. You know, so oop, that's what we're looking for.
These are the sewers. This, and from here we're gonna get our last effect for the day. And...then just call it quits for the night. Then you just kinda go through sewers, you know. I don't know why she has sewers in her head. Maybe she hangs out with sewers in her free time. Whatever free time she cause she doesn't go outside. Really, if you go, if you try to go into the door while she's awake, she'll say no. No, I don't wanna go outside. Loudman, I don't wanna go outside. Stop hurting me.

You can't force me to. Oh, what's this? Oh, my God! Just something they put in there. This power gives you no...fuu... [word didn't finish]. One eyed hand thing? This power gives you no face [it removes your face]. Oh, and you can spin your head around. And that's about it.
Alright, go through here. Oh, it's another one of these oh crazy portal, crazy neck things. All these are little pictures, you know. Once I finally get not lazy and decide to put a link down for the game, then you can go ahead and look at all these but we're on a schedule people [must finish in a certain amount of time]. We're on a schedule. We have things that...do...things to do...things to see...people to get eaten by.
Alright, this part's really really small. There's a crazy little turny [turn your] head guy here. He doesn't really do anything. And, yea, yeah. He doesn't do anything at all.
But I can show you my golden blond hair. He doesn't like my golden blond hair. That means he gets the knife. Death becomes you.
Alright. And from here we'll just go down to a little pinwheel area. And this fisherman's gonna take us fishing. Yep. This is his favorite fishing spot.
Aww, look at the color of the poor little creature. And from here, we'll just go down...and crazy enough, you're gonna be surprised where this place ends up [the final destination]. And be like, "What!?! How'd we get there LoudMan?"
You know what? I don't have to explain to ya how we got there because we're in a dreamworld people. We're in a dreamworld. Anything can happen. Anything. Like getting back to the sewers. Wa [slurring] watching more crazy black void monsters attack your screen.
And, I think that is it...for the day. Because I think we're out of time. So, pinch our cheek. Wake up. Go to our desk. And save. And let's see. Now, out of 25 ability as we have 12. So we're gettin somewhere. See, she doesn't wanna go outside. No. Uh...so. Thank you for watching "Let's Play Yume Nikki." I'm LoudMan and I'll [end of recording].