English Script Request

And, welcome back to... "Let's Play Yume Nikki". I'm LoudMan. Lets go look for dream stuff. Working. Alright, now I may have left this out last time. I didn't really mention the famicom last time because... if I touch it, for some reason my comptuer won't let me exit the game. So... I'm not really gonna touch that at all during this game. Maybe I'll make one where it shows me playing for like a few seconds but it's a boring game where you catch fish in your mouth and that's about it. But anyway, lets just check the TV. Still a eye, lookin at me all crazy like. Now today, we are gonna get a few more effects and we're gonna visit, um...this world with the crimson [red] door. Alright, now I was here earlier and I figured this is the easiest way to get to where I'm gonna go. Now it's really hard to see in this world. Let me just turn [up?] the volume. It's really hard to see in this world because uhh it's just dark and it's a puddle [I think] in the ground. But um, I should... be able to find...the exit on the...exit on the; there it is. Yep. Gotta remember, if you do play this, I'm not gonna give you a link. Maybe sometime later in the future but if you do play this, you have to...put landmarks in everywhere cause [because] you'll get lost, easily. Especially in that place, it's a big void. Up there, that's nothing. It's just a...a...you know, run around area. You just go through it. It leads back to there. Just keep going right.

Uh-oh.
Dark road. Can't se... oh god what is that?
And that.
And that.
That one's red and that one's fat.
Just keep going down the road.
It's raining ... er I was just here.
Now let's go back.
Duh duh duh riding on my bicycle.
Ok that wan't there before.
And this is a new exit.
And that thing just looked at me as I went out.
Surely this can't lead to anything that'll be really disturbing that's in a little girl's head. I mean .. that's ju...
Oh. Oh ok. We saw him earlier. I told you not to look at him, but now we have to I guess.
Alright, lets just er touch him.
Oh, I got a stoplight.
Let's take a look at what that does.
I got a stoplight.
I er I really love this noise.
It's just really funny when it makes it.
See. Listen listen.
I don't know if you can hear it.
Just check the volume.
But what that does is it stops erm things. It stops about 90% of things. And by things I mean ... well the things in my head.
This we can't go over here yet. This isn't ... This isn't open.
We can't go in there.

We will later and I'll probably show it to you later. I won't show me going all the way over here to get it but I'll show it to you.
Alright, this, there's no way I can get back from there now, so...gonna pinch our cheek and go back. Back to my roooom [room].
And I'm just gonna, no I'm not gonna save. Save you guys the time. And, I'm gonna go back to bed. Oh, and where will I go now? Oh no, this parts kinda up in the air. I could get another power maybe...but I don't know. If I'll waste the time to get it but we'll see. Let's go see if I can get this power. If I can remember where it is.
Now, what we're looking for is a stop-light. A stop-light to illuminate the way. Uh, kinda like the ones that were hanging around that one area. Don't quite remember where it is but uhhhm...pretty sure if I look around enough, it's in a corner. I remember that. Like kinda going into that "Let's play this a little bit blind" because there's just so much in this game. I maybe got close to beating this once in the Japanese version but that won't play anymore because it's just not too stable on my computer. Oh, blocking sunman. It's just not too stable on my computer.
But I do remember there's a door around here somewhere. And I'll find it; trust me I will. I always find my doors. I normally do. Uhhhhhmmm [uh], over here? There's my door.
Alright. Just keep going this way. I think this is the way I'm supposed to go. Not quite sure. Uh, these are just beds. I can actually get inside them. Uh, nothing happens though. Oh, no I can't get inside them. Huh, thought I could.
That's one of the girls that you're not supposed to touch, I mean you could touch her but I recommend not touching her. Oh, that's another one. You definitely don't want her. Oh God! Oh God! Get away from me. What we wanna talk to that guillotine but can't do it, just get...get...okay. Sever head power. Not quite sure what that does but I kinda wanna get out of here cause it's kinda scary.
This game does get creepy at times. Alright. I guess we're done here. She won't do anything, she's one of the good ones. You don't wanna get caught by them. Just just don't touch girls. Don't touch girls ever. Ever. Just don't do it. Oh, I figured out how to restock my power. I just remembered. Just popped in my head. Let's hope we can get to there before, uh, before I forget.
Uhm, or run out of time. That would be bad. Running out of time's never a good thing. Cause Youtube, you know, does all the "Oh! You can only do this for so long because people don't wanna watch you play 0011010110" oh okay, this is the right door.
Stop-light world. Now, you just kinda wander until you find a stop-light head. It walks around the small area. You can't really turn these on and off. But he's around here somewhere. It, this part's just big. So, if we run out of time, I'll probably just uh. I wanna get to stop-light. Before this ends. Just so difficult to find it. Oh, the baby stop-light.
That's me, that's you inside a, inside a thing. Up [whoops], why is my body in there. I don't know. By the way, that's severed head power. Alright. Where is my little light? I want him, he's walking around here somewhere. And I want to take him and put him on my head.
And then illuminate areas. There he is! Gotcha. Alright. Just get out of here. What time is it? Alright, lets do this real fast. We can do this, come on dammit! Alright, come on. Go, go, go, go.
Come on, get on your bicycle. Let's boogie [move/go/leave]. Go through the door. Alright, this door. No.

This door.
No!
This ... this door? Maybe? No!
I don't wanna show you guys this yet.
And lets face it ... this is it. Right here.
Can't see anything, but guess what ... stoplight power!
Now we're just gonna grab one thing in here. One thing.
The instrument of all pain.
They know make people pay for flipping you off in the mall and stuff like that.
Soon as I remember where it is.
I ... I know its around here somewhere.
It's just walking is just so slo...
If I had the bike I could find it in no time, but I can't really see.
You're not missing anything really, this part is kind of boring, it's just dark stuff.
Maybe I can see, if I if, I kind of just ... I can't, I can't see.
You can't see, I can see a little bit, I can't see much though.
Right, lets go put this back on.
Oh, wrong one, thats stoplight, not lamp.
Was I saying stuff like the whole time I was trying to get this thing?
I think I was.
Alright, so just walking around with a light on my head.
And I'm looking for an instrument of death.
I don't know if I'm gonna find this instrument of death before I run out of time.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to find it.
Because, this place is rather large. Ahhh ...
You, blob there! Tell me where to go!
Right, you say?
I'm trusting you on this one.
Just don't pay attention to anything
Ah, dammit door.
God! You ruin everything and make my life hard.
I, I just want the item in here thats it, I don't want much.
I'm not a man who asks for much
I remember when I first found the knife it was really easy to find.
Oh, a hand.
This hand looks fam ...
There it is.
Get knife.
Alright, lets go back.
Ok, pinch our cheek.
Alright, thats enough item collecting and exploring for now.
So, thank you for watching, lets play yume nik