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Vegas is the second biggest tourist destination in America. So I thought that I would share some packing tips with you in case you plan on visiting the strip. Where are my bag boys? Here they are. Excellent. Thank you... Thank you... always tip your bagboys. I want change. Alright the first I pack of course is my comforter. I have my "Finding Nemo" blanket, one because I can't sleep without my "Finding Nemo" Comforter and two, Who saw that dateline about hotel bedspreads? Still haunts me. Also I bring this with me. It is to take the old comforter off. Also kids close your ears, ladies you can also take this to the male review shows. If you know what i mean... you can. did you know what I meant? Also you can bring this any place that's nickname is sin city, cause you know. Anything that happens in Vegas is easily transmitted through human contact. Ok now you can kiss me. You want to bring this with you. It's hard to be away from home. So what I do is always bring a picture with me and put it by my bed. You can take a picture of whatever makes you feel comfortable, what you love the most, your kids your pets, for me its my Porsche. Ok and then also you can't go to Vegas without, here you go, quarters. I know what you are thinking, Ellen, that is too much money to waste gambling. Well first of all you are not my mother. Second of all its not for gambling it is for the vibrating beds. Next and this may seem extravagant but I take my own stripper pole. Because, you never know where those other poles have been and when you have your own pole you can dance whenever you want.