English Script Request

A)Keira, now keira has got a (incomprehensible) face. Even when you squish it all up, and lose bits off it, she still looks great. Look, still looks pretty. And this one if you do it in a certain way...look...its Cheryl Cole.

B)I'm not Michael Jackson.

A)Oh my God it is! look at that.

You want a bit of this action?

Yes

Check that out. You don't look too bad.

But this one, This is the look. I think I might go to the States and see if I can have some work done and look like this cos this takes years off me.

Let's get my next guest out. She's one of the biggest and one of the most beautiful actresses in the World. Would you please welcome Kiera Knightley!

A Wow
B Hello
A You look stunning of course please take a seat.
Welcome Kiera Knightley, wow, you always look incredible.
B Oh that's very kind, so do you.
A Ok, I read that while making your new movie, before some of the more intense scenes, before anything that was a bit, kinda, not troubling, but you know, nerve wracking, you would have shots of vodka.
B Yes
A Is that right
B About 2 shots of vodka. But there's spanking scenes in the film. So... I might as well just get it out of the way right?
A Let's get it out of the way, let's relax, yeah?

And we're ready to go.
Cos I want you to relax and talk about this.
Brilliant.
Okay, there you go.
Cheers, thank you.
There's a shot of vodka if you want it there. Do you fancy that? Do you wanna take that down?
Oh I should have one as well.
Are you having one too? And then we'll get spanking.
Jesus, this is the best night of my life.
This is very exciting.
Are you ready?
To anyone?
Yea.
Nice that.
Lovely.
She's really drinking vodka! (It is really vodka. I thought it was going to be water)
I'm, I'm drinking water from my bottle. I was er doing my little …. there.
I didn't expect that. That was quite a surprise.
Oh, congratulations.
Thank you.
Would you like another?
Yes - No.
Ha Ha, Okay.
Er, so yes it's, em, quite an intense film.
It is quite an intense film and there are - it's, it's, em, it's about psychoanalysis.
It's called 'A Dangerous Method'.
It is called 'A Dangerous Method' and, er, it's about psychoanalysis and the meeting between Freud and Jung and the patient that brought them together and I play the patient, Sabrina Spielrein.
So I didn't know this story.
Neither did I.
I knew that they were contemporaries but I didn't know that there's a woman involved (yea) who had - kind of, you know - that they were both aware of.
Yea, that was the reason that, that, that Jung decided to try for his method out for the first time.
Right, so when she first appears she, she, she thinks she's mad or she thinks she's possessed or something. She's really in a bad way.
She’s suffering from hysteria. Yea, so she is - so it's - I mean - it, it. it was - it's a devastating story. What was going on with her is completely devastating but also incredibly inspiring because when you see that, at the beginning of the film, they'd completely given up hope with her. I mean absolutely, so …..
So I guess that meant that they didn't know how to treat people then. (Well no) I mean, this was before. This was the beginning of these kind of therapies.
This was the first person that, that went through analysis and, em, it managed to pull her out of herself, you know, but before that she, they'd be just locked up in, in mentals.
And she went on to really accomplish something with her life didn’t she?
Yea, yea, she did. She, she became an analyst in her own right, em, and she also, she came up with ideas that inspired both Freud and Jung. So it is, is an amazing, you know, thing.
Yea, and what a great part to have, em, (yea), but as we said, quite intense and quite demanding. When you get a part like that you know there's gonna be, obviously, it's - er - it requires a lot of, em, emotional acting.. But at the same time you know there's gonna be sexual scenes and that kind of thing.
Yea.
Even though it's with, er - you know, one of the men of the moment, Michael Fassbender (Yea) - er still - there must be one thing - do I really wanna do this? Do I wanna ....?
I turned it down. I actually, it, it, it's - David Cronenberg is the director and I've been such a huge fan of his for years. And my, my agents phoned up and said 'Well he's going to offer you this part' and I was 95% just 'Yes' before I even knew what it was. Then I read the script and thought it was completely extraordinary. But there were these two scenes and he actually said 'Well look, I'll, I'll take the scenes out. It's no problem. We'll just - we'll not have them in there, cos I really want you to do it'. And I thought - and always - I never thought it was gratuitous, you know - it's not. I think it was very important to have the scene in the film (Yea) so we just talked about it and made sure it wasn't - kind of - it's not sexy or - kind of - all voyeuristic. It's quite brutal and quite clinical.
Have a look at this. This is 'A Dangerous Method'.

Segment from movie: "
[Screaming]
That she's the one, for your experimental treatment.
Tell me about the first time you can remember being beaten by your Father.
It excited me.
And how is your little Russian patient?
There was the most dramatic improvement.
Is she a virgin?
Almost certainly.
If you ever want to take the initiative, I live in that building there.
I want you to punish me.
There's a rumor that you've taken one of your patients as a mistress.
Don't you think we ought to stop?
Do you want to stop?
Sometimes you have to do something unforgivable just to be able to go on living.
"

Interviewer: A Dangerous Method. That's out now. Um, ok so uh but life is pretty good for you. Because I know you've had uh... I mean you're a big star. But in this country sometimes people have a go at big stars they like to do that; and yet you've stayed here and you like working here, you like being here...

KN: I do.

Interviewer: ...you kinda, you're comfortable in where you are?

KN: Yeah I am. Yeah yeah. No I mean I think it's... people always keep saying "you're going to LA, you're going to LA" but I I like London. So yes I am staying here.

Interviewer: And it's great I guess you get offered the parts because of being here that you wouldn't necessarily get there [unintelligable].

KN: Yeah I've been doing much more European films so so yeah and I like that because it's closer to home; but equally I did just do a film over the summer in in LA with Steve Carell which was great fun.

Interviewer: You seem to be full on...

KN: Yeah

Interviewer: ...would I be right in thinking that? Is it kinda one film then it goes [unintelligible].

KN: It has been for the last sort of year it's been totally back to back um and now I'm I'm I've got time off.

Interviewer: And so what do you do when you've got time off.

KN: Uh not a lot at the moment. I've been palying my teeth.

Interviewer: Playing your teeth. You make music with your teeth?

KN: Yeah.

Interviewer: So what tunes can you do?

KN: Well, I can do "Raindrops keep falling on my head" is is the the big one that people normally recognize in my repertoire.

Interviewer: Ok well if we were to ask you to do some of that now.

KN: Yeah.

Interviewer: I mean do you need like little hammers or anything? Or you just...

KN: No I think I'm good, I think I'm good.

Interviewer: So you - hold it so this is this is exciting.

KN: Is it?

Interviewer: let's not let this pa... well yeah this is exciting! You're about to play something on your teeth!

KN: I am.

Interviewer: Ok. Keira Knightly is about to perform "Raindrops keep falling on my head" using only her teeth ladies and gentlemen. Ok? So lets uh...

KN: Now you need to be very quiet for this.

[teeth solo]

Interviewer: Wow! The was extraordinary!

Ross:That was extraordinary. You move through to the next round.
KN: There you go.
Ross: How did you learn to do that? Why did you learn to do that.
KN:There was this kid at school...I think I was at primary school. And he went on...it was something like Jim'll Fix it. He played his teeth on TV and he became like the biggest rock star at our school. So there's a load of us from Stanley Junior school that can all play our teeth.
Ross: That's kind of... that's an extra talent that you all got...
KN: It is. It's on my CV(Curriculum Vitae)and everything.
Ross: Uhmm...So how old were you when you did ''Bend It Like Beckham''
KN:Sixteen.
Ross: You were sixteen. So...And that was like your first big...kind of...right, that was when uhmmm... and, and you are genuinely a football fan.
KN: I, I am, I think it did because I think I was one of the only girls that went in there and could actually ...I was football crazy at that point Ahhh yeah, so I think it did, and you know I do. I stopped watching it for years, and for some reason this season I'm watching it again a lot.

Keira, now Keira. Has got such a lovely face, she even when you squish it all up and lose bits of it, she still looks great.

Keira: This season I'm watching it again a lot.

Wossy: You support West Ham. But they've just gone down, haven't they?

Keira: They're at the top of the championship at the moment, thank you very much. They're going to come back up. I'm not watching any of their games because I'm too terrified about it. But I've been watching a lot of Tottenham.

Wossy: So you go to the games themselves?

Keira: No, not the Tot games.

Wossy: Why not?

Keira: Well, I wouldn't go that far.

Wossy: Ok.

Keira: Well, now come on. I do, I do, yeah West Ham.

Wossy: I wouldn't have thought to expect to see you at a football match.

Keira: Really?

Wossy: Well if I was, I wouldn't expect to turn around and see Keira Knightley standing behind me going "Go on!" or boos or whatever the hell they happen to be. I dunno, the Hammers I believe.

Keira: The Hammers, yeah.

Wossy: So do you wear disguises when you go?

Keira: No, I've got my shirt. I've got my West Ham shirt, I've got all the stuff. You'd know.

Wossy: So people know it's you and they don't bother you.

Keira: I don't know, maybe they don't expect to see me there, so they don't, I haven't actually really been recoqnized when I've gone. I've gone with Ray Winstone as well, that's really good fun.

Wossy: Well, they must recognize Ray, then.

Keira: They definitely, yeah, yeah. 'Cause he does like half-time kind of interviews and stuff, so they definitely recognize him.

And I love--I know this is a weird thing to say, I know--there's a commercial you are in at the moment, where you're riding a motorbike. Your ass looks great on that motorbike. Just sharing that with you.

I don't know if it's mine.

What?

It might not be mine.

Someone else's?

It could be somebody. I've had--

(??) Winston's?

--Winston's ass.

(So that's like a?) bottom double! Which film did they have a "bottom double" for you?

I did a film called domino. And, they, I... you see, I've got this policy of films--I know I get spanked in this one--I'm always like, "You can have the top half but you can't have the bottom half."

Hold it! That's like something you say in the first month of a relationship.

But it sorta works out quite well. There was a scene in "Domino" where I was meant to do some sort of strip tease and do a bit of a dance with a thong on and it was... sexy thong dance. I was just like, "It's not gonna happen." So I said, "Could you get me a bottom double please?" They said, "Yeah absolutely." So I went into a room with Tony Scott, the director, and these three women came in and just dropped their trousers and he was like, "Well, which one do you want?" And I thought, "I'm not quite sure about the etiquette of like, what do you say to the bottom double?" And do you go, like, "Well I don't want that one, that one's crap." I mean obviously you don't, because the woman is standing right there.

You don't wanna be rude.

Well, but you can't be rude.

What were you looking for in a bottom?

I was just looking for one that's sort of around the same shape as mine but just a bit better. ?? One was really amazing and I thought no one's gonna believe her.

Yeah, the boys have both perked up. I know they don't [crowd laughs] I think you found two men who will help you choose your...
Choose my bottom, brilliant.
And you don't touch them, you don't...
No, you don't get a [to] feel.
So you just have a look and ya say...
Yeah.
And then how do you break it... do you not say at the time, you say afterwards?
Yeah...they then go out and then you discuss the the bottom. I mean it's kinda, it's tricky cause you go, "do I introduce myself to or do I...you know, not intro [introduce]?" or, and that's a bit weird if you don't introduce yourself. Um but the girl whose bottom isn't so lovely bottom...
Have you em again?
No, I haven't. I should keep in touch and get after the next one.
No, I haven't. I should've though.
You don't know what your bottom's like for the [unclear word] you might let yourself go.
Oh, never. It was a beautiful bottom.
Let me tell you if you're hired for the next job and it's enormous.
Enormous, no, yeah you're right.
That way, you have some body issues Keira Knightley, that's what you [unclear phrase]
Uh, I love seeing your movies. I love having you here. Ladies and gentlemen: Miss Kiera Knightley.
[Audience clapping]
And your teeth were fabulous. Okay, we're gonna take another break, don't go away though. Afterwards I'll be chatting to Tom Hardy and we have music coming up from Deon Warren [name might not be correct...don't recognize it]