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English Script Request

GavriloMio
Complete / 782 Words
by butterfly2342 00:28 - 02:18

"Come and avenge your father who was too weak to raise his sword." "No!!!!"

Jimmy Kimmel: That was "Snow White and the Huntsman." Charlize Theron is with us. ??? This is not your Disney-ified Snow White story.

Charlize Theron: No, she's a badass Snow White, yeah.

JK: And you're a very evil queen, I mean a very-

CT: Misunderstood

JK: Is it fun being like an over the top really like truly cartoon-y evil character?

CT: Yeah, I mean, look, you know, the thing is I- she's so iconic right? I mean, we all know her so well-

JK: Yeah

CT: - so I think there's something really fun for- I mean there was a real challenge in how do you kind of shake that up and serve it on its head and kind of present her in a way that people don't know her. But then also yeah, there's something really fun about playing a character that gets away with screaming at everybody and kind of ordering everybody around.

JK: Yeah. Did you- screaming at everybody and ordering them around-

CT: Still do!

JK: -off camera? Oh, you still do! OK.

CT: Still do. It was not pretty back there.

JK: Hey can I- I wanna ask you a question- did you have proms where you grew up?

CT: We did, but I didn't- I didn't- I left before my prom.

JK: Oh you did?

CT: Yeah, so I never went to, yeah I-

JK: I didn't go to the prom either but for different reasons.

CT: Why did you not go?

JK: See if you can guess.

CT: What was it?

JK: No one wanted to go with me.

CT: I have been ??? with the one and only school dance that I had- nobody took me.

JK: Oh really?

CT: Swear to God. And I actually thought this guy was so- I was convinced he was gonna ask me, even though I'd never spoken a word to him, that I told my mom I needed a dress, and she bought me this red burgundy crush velvet dress. Mini. With like-

JK: Wow!

CT: Yeah, little slutty outfit. And I never wore it. I got- I never got asked.

JK: Wow, that is heartbreaking.

CT: Yeah.

by butterfly2342 02:18 - 04:16

JK: See I never got to wear a tuxedo-

CT: So cry your own river Jimmy! Cry your own river!

JK: But see, I'm not just gonna sit here and wallow in it, I'm taking action. I'm looking to kind of rewrite my own personal history.

CT: Mmhmm.

JK: So Scarlett Johansson was here a couple weeks ago and I had her take a prom photo with me.

CT: Yeah.

JK: And that will be for one year of high school and I was thinking it would be great if you would als- would do the same thing and pose for a prom- Now I've got- Here in the United States- I got you this beautiful corsage-

CT: Oh! You see we don't have this

JK: -at Albertson's-

CT: -in South Africa! This is-

JK: Yeah so go ahead and put that on.

CT: Oh my goodness!

JK: And if would step over here if you'd be so kind because we have- that's me in high school. If you'd just get next to him-

CT: Oh my God!

JK: And then I'm gonna take some pictures and I'm gonna go around and buy up all the yearbooks-

CT: Do you still have that suit?

JK: I- you know what, I can have it made. If it turns you on, I will get one, believe me. So if you just uh, yeah. Although, it doesn't look like we're in love. If you could make it like-

CT: Oh! You want that?

JK: Yeah yeah, it'd be good, yeah.

CT: Oh wow, I'm sorry.

JK: And I'm gonna go ahead and snap some- oh wow! Hold on. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Maybe just-

CT: I don't - I don't know what love is though.

JK: Oh...

CT: Is that love?

JK: Uh yeah that is love. Uh yeah, that's love, definitely. OK, good. Now let's see what we have here.

CT: I don't even know if I'm on your crotch.

JK: Let's see here we got this uh- how this picture came out.

CT: Did we break the camera?

JK: Yeah I think, wow, you were too good looking for the camera. All right. Oh, there we go. That's a pretty good photo right there. That looks great. Thank you so much. That's perfect. Charlize Theron everybody. "Snow White and the Huntsman" opens a week from Friday, we'll be right back with Manny Pacquiao!

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