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5 years from now, Stalin and Lenin are going to be in the car. They are going to be driving to Africa, to visit Cheburashka. On the way they will be tired. And soon, they will notice the Eleon Hotel. It will be a 5-star hotel. And the comrades are going to get a room there. But there is going to be a problem with the room. There will be some other people living in their room. Stalin and Lenin will not want to stay in the room with people they dont know.
They will keep driving, but it is going to be a long way, and they will be really tired. They will see a 1-star Ninja Hotel and will get a room in that hotel. But there is going to be a problem again. There is going to be water in the room: on the floor, on the walls, on the ceiling, everywhere. They will not want to stay in the flooded room.
They will keep driving, but then they are going to be just exhausted. Finally, they will see a 13-star Monster Hotel. Indeed, there are going to be monsters everywhere. Surprisingly, Lenin and Stalin won’t be scared. Actually, they will like it. Because they are monsters themselves! Yeah, really. Lenin and Stalin are zombies!
They will get a room in that hotel and stay.
Next morning they are going to meet two beautiful monster ladies in the restaurant. The werewolf Merilyn Monroe and the witch Maryana Ro. They are going to fall in love. So, they will decide to stay in that hotel forever.
The year after that their friend Cheburashka will come to visit them at their weddings! Happy end!
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Stalin and Lenin are in the car. They are driving to Africa to visit Cheburashka. On the way they are tired. They notice the Eleon Hotel. It is a 5-star hotel. And the comrades get a room there. But there is a problem with the room. There are some other people living in their room. Stalin and Lenin do not want to stay in the room with people they don’t know.
They keep driving, but it is a long way, and they are really tired. They see a 1-star Ninja Hotel. They get a room in this hotel. But there is a problem again. There is water in the room: on the floor, on the walls, on the ceiling, everywhere. They do not want to stay in the flooded room.
They keep driving, but now they are just exhausted. Finally they see a 13-star Monster Hotel. Indeed, there are monsters everywhere. Surprisingly, Lenin and Stalin are not scared. Actually, they like it. Because they are monsters themselves! Yeah, really. Lenin and Stalin are zombies!
They get a room in this hotel and stay.
The next morning they meet two beautiful monster ladies in the restaurant. The werewolf Marilyn Monroe and the witch Maryana Ro. They fall in love. So, they decide to stay in this hotel forever.
Next year their friend Cheburashka comes to their weddings! Happy ending!
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