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Note to recorder:

Please read these jokes taking particular care on the intonation of the questions.
Be as natural as possible.

Thank you!

1. My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

2. A mother asks her daughter "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
The little girl replies: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

3. A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"

4. A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?