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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYQ-u6vMReQ

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Ellen Barkin: I reveal myself to you. I do all the talking. No its true!
David Letterman: It is, you know I accept that.
E: You ought to start doing a little work. If you want this relationship to last you've gotta put something back into it.
( Audience laughs and cheers)
D: Can I get you a cab? *laughs*
E: Before I ever came on your show, you know, I didn't want to come on it for various reasons-
D: Yeah, I know you talk about that one other time you were angry or upset or bitter or confused or-
E: Rejected!
D: No no no no no..
E: Anyway you used to talk about me when I was in that movie " Sea of Love".
D: " Sea of Love" was a great film.
E: But you used to tell your audience that you would dream that I was rubbing lotion all over your body.
D: Oh I never said that!
E: Yes you said that a lot!
D: I never said that!
E: You did!
D: I've never on the air, I've been on the air for like twelve years I have never once said the word lotion. No!
E: You saw it. Yeah I saw you say it.
D: I never said the word lotion.
E: That's what endeared you to me that you said the word lotion.
D: I never. Said. Lotion!
E: All the time! And you know, now I'm here and for the time I'm here you don't know what to do with me.
D: Eeeeeeeee... how about a little talkin' (don't know what word he said here :P, sorry)
E: Get rid of Paul, and you know, let me be Ed.
D: Heh heh heh.
E: Ha Ha Ha!
E: And laugh..
D: We're going to get rid of Paul and let you be Ed.
Paul: You can still be Ed and I'll stay here.
D: Yeah.
E: You would?
P: And I'll be Doc.
D: I've got an even better idea: I'll be Jonny and retire. Goodnight everybody!
( David pretends to leave the stage.)
D: Then we'll have plenty of time for that lotion! Weoah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Lotion woah! Its the lotion lady woah!
D: You've got a joke for us.
E: I do.
D: Tell the joke. This'll be great. This will be a great way to go into the commercial.
E: Do the guests ever tell you?
D: Occasionally.
E: Okay, what did Jeffrey Dahmer-
D: Uh oh.
E: -say to Lorena Bobbit?
D: I have no idea.
E: " Excuse me, are you gonna eat that?"
( Laughing. David leaves his chair for a moment.)
D: Uegh... I'm gonna stand here by the window for a few minutes.
D: Ooh my goodness. That was... wow... that was one powerful joke. Well... its still nice to have you here.
E: Thanks.
D: We're gonna go to a commercial.