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English Audio Request

gihar
335 Words / 2 Recordings / 1 Comments

The first section deals with getting chemicals legally. This section deals with "procuring" them.
The best place to steal chemicals is a college.

Many state schools have all of their chemicals out on the shelves in the labs, and more in their chemical stockrooms. Evening is the best time to enter lab buildings, as there are the least number of people in the buildings, and most of the labs will still be unlocked.

One simply takes a bookbag, wears a dress shirt and jeans, and tries to resemble a college freshman.
If anyone asks what such a person is doing, the thief can simply say that he is looking for the polymer chemistry lab, or some other chemistry-related department other than the one they are in.
One can usually find out where the various labs and departments in a building are by calling the university.

There are, of course other techniques for getting into labs after hours,
such as placing a piece of cardboard in the latch of an unused door, such as a back exit.
Then, all one needs to do is come back at a later hour. Also, before this is done, terrorists check for security systems.

If one just walks into a lab, even if there is someone there, and walks out the back exit,
and slip the cardboard in the latch before the door closes, the person in the lab will never know what happened.

It is also a good idea to observe the building that one plans to rob at the time that one plans to rob it several days before the actual theft is done.
This is advisable since the would-be thief should know when and if the campus security makes patrols through buildings.

Of course, if none of these methods are successful, there is always section 2.11, but as a rule, college campus security is pretty poor, and nobody suspects another person in the building of doing anything wrong, even if they are there at an odd hour.

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  • chemicals legally ( recorded by vankrot ), British

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  • chemicals legally ( recorded by heptagon08 ), Pacific Northwest

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    The first section deals with getting chemicals legally. This section deals with "procuring" them.
    The best place to steal chemicals is a college.

    Many state schools have all of their chemicals out on the shelves in the labs, and more in their chemical stockrooms. Evening is the best time to enter lab buildings, as there are the least number of people in the buildings, and most of the labs will still be unlocked.

    One simply takes a bookbag, wears a dress shirt and jeans, and tries to resemble a college freshman.
    If anyone asks what such a person is doing, the thief can simply say that he is looking for the polymer chemistry lab, or some other chemistry-related department other than the one they are in.
    One can usually find out where the various labs and departments in a building are by calling the university.

    There are, of course other techniques for getting into labs after hours,
    such as placing a piece of cardboard in the latch of an unused door, such as a back exit.
    Then, all one needs to do is come back at a later hour. Also, before this is done, terrorists check for security systems.

    If one just walks into a lab, even if there is someone there, and walks out the back exit,
    and slips the cardboard in the latch before the door closes, the person in the lab will never know what happened.

    It is also a good idea to observe the building that one plans to rob at the time that one plans to rob it several days before the actual theft is done.
    This is advisable since the would-be thief should know when and if the campus security makes patrols through buildings.

    Of course, if none of these methods is successful, there is always section 2.11, but as a rule, college campus security is pretty poor, and nobody suspects another person in the building of doing anything wrong, even if they are there at an odd hour.

Comments

gihar
Nov. 26, 2013

heptagon08

thank you so much, me as many of Russia's people are sincere to suppose that FBI might be against such text, or their are not? )) ))

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