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English Audio Request

Ringo
139 Words / 1 Recordings / 1 Comments
Note to recorder:


Natural speed please! Thank you!


I'm going to tell you a joke for a change of pace today.

If you're trying to lose weight, what will you do first? Maybe you will look for some ways that are easy but effective?

There seems to be an easy way to get your weight down for some people, and I'm telling you it now.

Here you go:

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One time when I was home visiting my folks, my mom asked me to set the table for dinner.

I opened the refrigerator and found a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily-clad young woman.

"Mom, what's this?" I asked.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over-eat." She answered.

"Is it working?" I asked.

"Yes and no." She explained.
"I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!!!"

hahahaha

Recordings

  • You Never Tire of Seeing a Knockout! ( recorded by lhouser ), American, Californian

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Comments

Ringo
Oct. 7, 2010

Ihouser,

Thank you so much for your recording!!!