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The refrigerator story
Dumbledore is walking home from work in Hogwarts. On the way he gets very hungry. He goes into the nearest house without knocking and gets one cup of pudding out of the refrigerator. He eats the pudding and keeps walking home.
Then he gets very thirsty. He goes into the nearest house without knocking and gets a bottle of vodka out of the refrigerator. He drinks 3 glasses and keeps walking home.
Of course, soon after that he is very sleepy. He goes into the nearest house without knocking and lies down on the floor under the Christmas tree, and falls asleep.
When the owners come home and see Dumbledore snoring under their Christmas tree, they decide not to wake him up. They cover him with a warm blanket and let him sleep until the morning.
