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Table manners
Kim Kardashian is eating breakfast with her parents. They are eating doner kebab. Dad scolds Kim because she is eating so fast and burping. “You eat like an animal!”, he scolds. Kim wants to go to her room but her mother says, “Finish your doner kebab!”
Later, Kim Kardashian and her parents are eating lunch. They are eating chebureks. Dad scolds Kim because she is eating so fast and spitting. “You eat like an animal!”, he scolds. Kim wants to go to her room but her mother says, “Finish your lunch!”
Later, Kim Kardashian and her parents are eating dinner. They are eating borscht. This time Dad is eating like an animal. He is eating too fast and slurping. Kim scolds her dad, “You eat like an animal! “Kim,” says her dad, “I am an animal”.
It’s true. Dad is 100% pig. This is new to Mom, but she has no problem with it, because she is an animal too. She is 50% dolphin and 50% pigeon. So Kim is 50% pig, 25% dolphin and 25% pigeon. Everyone in the family is an animal! No wonder they all eat like animals! From that day on, they always eat like animals. And no one scolds.
