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Lazybones
Elton works for Coca-Cola Company. He has to collect and recycle empty bottles, but Elton is very lazy. He hires Jacque Fresco to do the job instead of him. Of course, Fresco gets less money.
The boss finds out about that and gets mad. He says, “Elton! You are lazy!” “So what?” says Elton. The boss says, “You are fired!” and hires Jacque Fresco.
Now Elton works at the Zoo as a janitor. However, instead of working hard he sleeps in the Sloths cage. The boss yells because Elton is lazy. He says, “Elton! You are lazy!” “So what?” says Elton. The boss says, “You are fired!”
Not only is Elton a lazy guy, but also he is a lucky guy! He manages to find a perfect job! The job of his dream! Elton works for Putin now!
As Putin is extremely busy, he doesn’t have time to sleep, so Elton sleeps instead of him!
It’s a Win-win!
