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English Audio Request

Buberdul
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Please read this text as a story.
Thank you very much for help! :)

In class Egor Kreed writes a text message to Olga Buzova. He writes, “Dear Olga! I love you! You are so beautiful! Be my girlfriend! From Egor.” The teacher sees that Kreed is writing a text. She takes the cell phone and reads the text aloud. The class finds it funny and laughs at Egor and Olga. “Hubba hubba, ding ding, don't forget the wedding ring!”, shout the kids.

Then Olga Buzova writes a text message to Egor Kreed. She writes, “Dear Egor! I love you too! But our love is impossible. I am married and have 40 children. From Olga with love”. The teacher sees that Buzova is writing a text. She takes the cell phone and reads the text aloud. The class finds it shocking! Everybody feels sorry for Olga. Each adopts one child. (The teacher adopts 3)

Later that day, Kreed writes a text message to Olga again. He writes, “Dear Olga! Did you know that our teacher, Maria Oksanovna, is actually a man?!
The teacher, as usual, takes the cell phone and reads the text aloud. When the class hears that, everyone gets speechless. (Some of the kids faint)

Then the teacher takes off the rubber mask and her, sorry, his skirt... Ta-daaaah! The teacher is Philipp Kirkorov! Surprise- surprise!

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  • The text message (Egor Kreed) ( recorded by DBW ), Australian

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