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In class Zhirinovsky writes a text message to Sobchak. He writes, “Dear Kseniya! I love you! You are totally hot! From Vova.” The teacher sees that Zhirinovsky is writing a text. He takes the cell phone and reads the text aloud. The class finds it gross and throws rotten eggs and fresh cucumbers at Vladimir for 3 days and 3 nights non stop.
Later Sobchak writes a text to Zhirinovsky. She writes, “Dear Vladimir! Hi! How are you? What’s your favorite color? From Kseniya”. The teacher sees that Sobchak is writing a text. He takes the cell phone and reads the text aloud. The class finds it hilarious and fantastic. Everybody starts to shout out their favorite colors. Class is a mess!
Then Zhirinovsky writes a text message to Sobchak again. He writes, “Dear Kseniya! The person who reads this is a total goof! From Vova.”
The class laughs at the teacher and feels sorry for him at the same time.
All of a sudden the teacher gets mad and kills everyone.
The end.
PS. 10 years later Tarantino makes a movie based on this sad but true story. He calls it “Feathered Hedgehog”
