Note to recorder:
Natural speed please.
This can't be the house!
Good heavens! It's a most peculiar place!
Look at that carving over the fireplace.
Looks Chinese.
Weird! There's a mixture of everything.
And how could anyone live in a house like this!
I've never seen anything like it.
Good afternoon.
Oh...hello!
Who are you? I'm the caretaker.
I think we've come to the wrong house.
The wrong house?
Yes...by mistake.
Well! I'd have thought it was difficult to mistake this house.
