I apologize for the scatological of these sentences.
- What's that smell?!
- Sorry, I farted.
- Don't say "fart", say "break wind".
Turtle Head: The uncomfortable feeling that something more than gas might pop out when you next fart.
He is so offended if I break wind in bed that he will get out “until the smell dissipates”.
Saw the title, had to record it! :-)