Note to recorder:
I need three versions: Irish, British, and Australian
There was a young lady named Rose
Who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed
Her appearance improved
But her glasses slipped down to her toes.
There was an Old Man who supposed,
That the street door was partially closed;
But some very large rats,
Ate his coats and his hats,
While that futile old gentleman dozed.
There was a large lady from Perth
Who wanted to travel the earth
But her wish was in vain
For the door of the plane
Was not wide enough for her girth.
Wonderful! Thank you so much.