I need a male voice (to match my picture) and if you don't mind trying to sound piratey, that would be amazing.
I also need you to speak relatively slowly.
Thanks in advance!
Ahoy there!
Look at me! ARR! I’m a pirate! There is a paRRRot on my shoulder... I always wear a long coat and a leather boot; my hat is called a tricorn. I’ve got a beard and I’ve got a tattoo on my foreaRRRm but you can’t see it!
One day in a battle, I lost my hand so I replaced it with a hook! I had two legs before that fight but now, my left leg is a wooden leg!
And before the fight, I had two eyes, now, I’ve got an eyepatch on my right eye and a scaRRR under my left eye.
Ho! And I’ve got a pistol under my coat. And there is a big knife, called a dagger, on the other side. But you can’t see it...