Ce n'est pas un texte très difficile, mais mettez bien les accentuations !
Next, please .
Good morning, doctor !
Good morning. Sit down, please .
You are...you are Gerard Depardieu, I will be a star ! (lunnette)
One second, let me check in my computer. You has insurance at HSBC ?
Oh, yes, of course,you can choose between HSBC,AVIVA…
You live in england !
Oh, I have the Swiss, Russian, England, Cameroon, Congo nationalities
You live in NR 220 Canary Wharf street in London ?
Yes,that’s right, I converted to business !
So, what’s the matter ?
I urinated on an Royalairplane and I‘ve got a stomach ache too ! Oh, my god!
Yes, it’s horrible ! I see, first let me ask you some questions :
What do you usually eat at breakfast ? You ate all that was in your fridge?
I eat in an Royalairplane, I eat 1.5 kilos of sausages and 4 kilos of bacon and 2 kilos of wild boar and 4 kilos of apples and I drink 8 liters of Red-Bull and liters of 2 liter of wine and 10 liters of sodas.
You could drive your car ?
No, I never get there.
You are as big as the pictures!
Oh,Sir, my condition she has there ?
Yes, i think . And what do you eat at lunch ?
I eat a big lunch, with Mme Elysabeth 2.
What about dinner ?
Oh,I eat at a luxurious restaurant, with great personalities …
Do you between meals ?
Me, think !
But you should’nt eat so much meat and you should’nt eat so many and so many vegetables and you should’nt drink juice and Red Bull !
Oh, pity, I want a wild boar ?
And cervoise ?
Oh, because you drink, it's not good for your body or your mind, too!
No, this is wrong!
I watch the film Asterix !
Do you practise a sport ?
I practise the hunting !
Do you ever walk or do an outdoor activity ?
Yes, of course, in my films!
But you should eat red pepper,and you should drink alcohol !
But doctor,I go to become crazy!
Oh, it is not serious !
Are you paying cash or by credit card ?
I would pay in monkey's money !
My money ! I want my money !!
Oh,it’s very expensive ! I’m not paying !
