My next door neighbour is a witch !
Her clothes are a little strange,
Because she never wants to change.
She has a black robe and a black hat,
Green skin and a smelly black cat.
An enormous wart is on her nose,
And she has nine disgusting black toes.
But it’s nothing compared to her food!
Because trust me it is NOT good.
For starters, seven dead bats,
Placed on top of seven rats.
Then she eats twenty flies
With one or two old pigeon eyes.
Her main course is a horrible soup,
Because it's made with doggy poop.
But worst of all is her dessert.
Made of lizards rolled in dirt.
Last night she had a witch party
And she transformed into a fury.
I think she cooked my best friend Molly
And ate her with sauce and broccoli.
Believe me, believe me !
She really really scares me... !
