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English Audio Request

barcelines
146 Words / 1 Recordings / 1 Comments

A guy was running down the street when he came up to a nun. He said to the nun “They’re after me. I don’t want to go to Afghanistan. Can I hide under your dress?” The nun said “Sure.” A few minutes later a couple of soldiers ran up and asked the nun “Did you see a guy running by here?” The nun said “He went that way.” They ran off.

After they had left, the guy climbed out from under her dress and said “Thank you, sister. You saved my life. I didn’t want to go to Afghanistan. By the way, I hope you’re not offended for me saying so, but you have a beautiful set of legs.” The nun said “If you had looked a bit higher, you would have seen a great set of balls. I don’t want to go to Afghanistan, either.”

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barcelines
May 27, 2014

MARCELA,GOOD JOB
THANK YOU SO MUCH
YOU´VE HELPED ME ALOT

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