Slow speed and intonation as much as possible, thanks! :)
English Class
By: Justin Kyzar, Mississippi, USA, Age 15
Description: A frustrated teacher deals with an agitated class.
Alright class! Listen up! Everyone get out your pencils. And don’t throw them this time! Jane, no you cannot use your cell phone in class! Shawn, stop trying to light Cindy’s hair on fire! There is barely any left from last time! Jason! Don’t throw that chair out the window! Jaaasssooon… Jason!
Ugh! Let’s call the principal! (picks up phone) Hello Mr. Sanchez? We need you in the fifth-grade classroom. What do you mean you are busy? Oh… Mrs Smith’s students did what???! Oh… Oh well, I hope Mrs. Smith recovers. (hangs up)
………..Okay class, you need to find a new teacher because I quit! Adios!
