american accent plz, thanks
I love travelling in the country, but I don't like losing my way. I went on an excursion recently, but my trip took me longer than I expected. ' I'm going to Woodford Green,' I said to the conductor as I got on the bus,' but I don't know where it is.' ' I'll tell you where to get off,' answered the conductor.
I sat in the front of the bus to get a good view of the countryside. After some time, the bus stopped. Looking round, I realized with a shock that I was the only passenger left on the bus.
' You'll have to get off here,' the conductor said. 'This is as far as we go.' ' Is this Woodford Green ?' I asked. 'Oh dear,' said the conductor suddenly.' I forgot to put you off.' 'It doesn't matter,' I said. 'I'll get off here.' 'We are going back now,' said the conductor. 'Well, in that case, I prefer to stay on the bus,' I answered.
i think it's boring to always type "thanks", so i decided to tell you a laugh story, just want you laughing. here it is:
a man goes to a church and starts talking to God. he says:'Dod, what is a million dollars to you?' and God says:'a penny', then the man says:'God, what is a million years to you?' and God says:'a second', then the man says:'God, can i have a penny?' and God says:'in a second.'