american accent plz, thanks
Tired of sleeping on the floor, a young man in Teheran saved up for years to buy a real bed. For the first time in his life, he became the proud owner of a bed which had springs and a mattress. Because the weather was very hot, he carried the bed on to the roof of his house. He slept very well for the first two nights, but on the third night, a storm blew up. A gust of wind swept the bed off the roof and sent it crashing into the courtyard below. The young man did not wake up until the bed had struck the ground. Although the bed was smashed to pieces, the man was miraculously unhurt. When he woke up, he was still on the mattress. Glancing at the bits of wood and metal that lay around him, the man sadly picked up the mattress and carried it into his house. After he had put it on the floor, he promptly went to sleep again.
here's another story to you:
four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. the nurse comes up to the first man and says,'congratulations, you got twins.' the man said:'how strange, i'm the manager of Minnesota Twins.' after a while the nurse comes up to the second man and says:'congratulations, you got triplets.' man was like:'hmmm, strange i worked as a director for the 3 Musketeers.' finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says:'congratulations, you got twins x2.' man is happy and says:'ironic, i work for the hotel 4 Seasons.' all three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. they asked him what's wrong and he answered, 'what's wrong? i work of 7up!'