plz record it in american accnet, thank you very much
A public house which was recently bought by Mr Ian Thompson is up for sale. Mr Thompson is going to sell it because it is haunted. He told me that he could not go to sleep one night because he heard a strange noise coming from the bar. The next morning, he found that the doors had been blocked by chairs and the furniture had been moved. Though Mr Thompson had turned the lights off before he went to bed, they were on in the morning. He also said that he had found five empty whisky bottles which the ghost must have drunk the night before. When I suggested that some villagers must have come in for a free drink, Mr Thompson shook his head. The villagers have told him that they will not accept the inn even if he gives it away.
another joke, have fun:
in class, the teacher, with his back leaning against the stove, said to the students,'before you speak, you should think and count to at least 50, and for important matters to 100.'
no sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count.
at last all the students shouted together,'1...98, 99, 100. teacher, your clothers are on fire.'