English Script Request

~~Intro Music~~

Hey, Molly!

(MOLLY) My life is over, i just want to die...

What's a matter?

(MOLLY) I have to sell my blue prada jacket on Ebay..

Molly, it's just a jacket, you don't have to be such a drama- hey, that's my jacket!

(MOLLY) No it's not!

I loaned it to you! Take it down now.

(MOLLY) No! I need the money! I haven't paid rent for 3 months..

Well I need money too!

(MOLLY) Why..?

Because I've been paying your rent for 3 months!

Oopsie! You had no right to-

(MOLLY) Woah, it sold for that much??

Tell them I have a cute pair of Manolos to go with it!

(MOLLY) I sold those an hour ago..I mean, we did.

(MOLLY) Oh, what'cha got there?

Lobster roll

(MOLLY) Can I have some?

Hands off. I went on a long, boring date with a short, boring man for these leftovers!

(Molly) But, I'm hungry.

So am I. Right now I'm wondering what she'd look like in a hotdog bun.

----Music------

*Knock Knock Knock*

(Marshall) Hey, Scarlet.

(Molly) Marshall, do you have any work lined up? Please say yes, please say yes.

(Scarlet) The man just got here, don't pounce. What have you got for me.

(Marshall) Look I know things have been slow, but I got you guys work.

(Molly) *Inhales sharply* Thank you, Marshall. Oooohh.

(Scarlet) Let him go before he explodes.

Alrighty. The three of you are going to be flown to Atlantic City by helicopter for an exclusive VIP party. Oh yeah!

So, what is it, is it like a product launch?

Nope. All you have to do is appear.

Appear?

Do you mean show up and be eye candy? I am so there!

What's going on?

We'll be flown to a party in Atlantic City!

Hahaa I am so there!

Ah sorry, Tommy, uh they didn't ask for any man candy.

Sexist bastards. You'd think they've never seen these work a room.

I don't know Marshall. This whole thing sounds kinda hookery. We're models. You should be ashamed of even bringing up such a sleazy offer.

You're right. I'm sorry, I didn't realize. I'm going to call that promoter, and tell him what to do with that 3000 bucks.

A piece? 3000 a piece?

Yeah, pretty sleazy huh?

Weeelll, when you think about it, it's not like we're actually going to be hookers.

Of course not. It's actually really a feminist thing to do.

It is?

Yes. Because I am a feminist, and I am doing it.

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Marshall, thanks for getting me in. This place reeks of money and sex. It's the life I was meant to lead. Ooh, tiny hamburgers!

Marshall, I thought this was a private party. What are we doing at a casino?

About to have the greatest time of our lives!

Oh, look at those girls hanging all over those men. What's next? Lap dance in the champagne room?

No, it's usually in the back somewhere.

Marshall, what exactly are they expecting us to do?

Don't worry, I'm sure it's all in the 'up and up'. I've gotta go find some guy named Domino.

Oh, what do we have here? Caviar. I'd love one. Mmmm Molly, you have to try one.

Ew gross! Get it out of my face!

That set a highschool flashback.

Excuse me, um, are you Domino?

Who let a kid in here?

What? No, no, um, I'm over 21, I swear. Uh, this is my ID, it's real!

Ok, what do you want?

I'm Marshall, the agent? We talked on the phone. I brought my clients down from the city.

Nice.

Domino, I'm not trying to point fingers here, but you never told me the private party was in a casino. So we're gonna need some ground rules! The girls are here for ambiance, and nothing more. Ya feel me?

Ok, here are my rules. The girls are here to flirt and keep the guys gambling. They get bathroom breaks every two hours.

Ok, I'm liking the give and take.

There is no give, there is no take. You don't like it you don't get paid.

Come on, give me something. How about uh, bathroom breaks! Every hour. Hour and a half?

Whatever..

Done! I'll confirm in a text.

So what did he say?

Ah, it seems the parameters of the job description have expanded in a different direction.

Spit it out.

You've gotta flirt and encourage guys to gamble.

What?!

But, you get a bathroom break every hour and a half.. His first offer was a joke.

I wonder if I can do this and still preserve an ounce of self-respect.

Nope, it's gone.

I don't know Marshall. My father was a compulsive gambler. Kind of ruined our lives.

Scarlet, no pressure, but uh, if you don't do this, Domino's gonna use my head for football practice.

Ok. what's a little more psychological damage. Yay!

Listen, I know how these sleazebags think. No matter how cute they are, or how much money they offer you, do not let them talk you back to their rooms.

Don't worry. I'm not going to let anything happen to my girls.

Marshall, you're starting to sound less like an agent, and more like a pimp.

I'm not a pimp... haha, now go split up and work the room.

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$20 in chips please, preferably in ones. 100?! Anybody want to go splitskies? And, getting up.

Is this seat taken?

No, it's yours.

A 1000.

$1000 bucks?

It's only money.

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Hey honey.

Hi.

How bout you come with me to the poker table? Bring me some luck.

How about, you take your arm off me before I snap it off, and beat you to death with it?

Jess, what are you doing? You chased that guy away.

Well, it's not my fault he's so sensitive.

If you want to get paid, you've gotta play the game. Smile. Flirt. Show off the goods! Ok. That was too far, I knew it the second it came out of my mouth.

This is so embarrassing. I have spent years creating an image, and then in one day I've gone form trail-blazing role model to casino tart shaking my ass for tips! Oh, stop checking it out. Unless you've got a 20.

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

Noo, did you just lose?

I've been losing all night. I'm gonna pack it in.

No, you can't!

Why not?

Because, I'm supposed to flirt with you, and get you to gamble.

. . . it worked, I'll give it another try.

Hey there

That's a pretty big bet you got there.

Heh, go big or go home

Home. I used to have one of those. Until my father gambled it away.

Oh, uhh, sorry to hear it.

Do yourself a favor and get out of here while you still have a wife who loves you and a daughter who has been crying her eyes out, because her sweet sixteen money is riding on a hard 8!

Alright, alright! I'm leaving.

Good for you.

I'm going over to blackjack.

What's this for?

So you don't follow me.

I don't want your blood money!

7! Winner!

What's that?

That's your money. You won.

I just won that? w-what do I do now?

ah, you pick it up, or you let it ride.

. . . maybe just this one time.

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Should I stick or should I hit?

If it was my money, I would stick. But since it's your money, live a little.

Hit me.

OOHH!!

Oohh!

YOU WON!

I . . . did!

You make me take chances, I like that. Here. Take it. You earned it, handsome.

If you say so.

WOOHHOOO!!!!

We got some big words on the table.

Alright, give me a hundred on the 6 to eight and a hard 10. Come on, mamma needs a new pair of louboutins. WOOO!! Ah huh, Ah huh, and that is how it's done, son~

Hey, this time, you pick it. What's your lucky number?

1015.

Wheel only goes up to 36.

Oh.

Pick another number.

9.

9 it is.

You won!

Hahahhaha.

Ahem. I want to see some daylight between you two. We're all just here to have a good time.

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Who do you think baby? Should we double down?

You feeling lucky?

Ooh, I am with you here, double down.

What, you . .won again!

Here. Honey, why don't you go to the boutique, and get yourself something pretty.

Anything special you want to see me in?

Why don't you surprise me? That's gonna cost you.

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Yes!

I won again?! Molly, I've never had a hot streak like this in my life!

You're on fire!

You know, my mother just passed away. And I was gonna use the money she left to finally buy a house for my family. And I'm tempted to take it and hit the poker tables.

That's crazy. You should so do it!

You think so?

It's a no-brainer.

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Hey baby.

Uh, listen you sleazy- Jackson!

Hey Jess

You sneaky bastard you almost got a knee in the nuggets! What are you doing here?

I just shot a spread on the broadwalk now I'm here pissing away all the money they paid me.

Well you never could hold onto money.

Or girlfriends.

Oh no. You and Lisa have broken up. How sad.

Was until about a minute ago. God, I always love shooting you. You have this . . strength, self respect, you never compromise who you are. So, what are you doing in Atlantic City?

I'm giving a Ted talk.

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300, and raise 5

Fold

Dont worry, it's only your first hand.

Well that's right. How could I lose with you behind me?

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Jackson, I have a confession. The shoes in the Bahamas, the last night after your girlfriend left, I had a . . . couple of mojitos and I almost knocked on your door.

Why didn't you?

Because I was trying to be a good girl. Ok, I passed out at the tiki bar

Well I guess our timings . .. never been right.

But it is now

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Marshall! What's going on? I thought you were watching out for the girls!

I am.

Really?!

Oh no, I pushed Jess too far.

What did you expect? Money gets tossed around, people start acting stupid.

I'm on it. By the way, cute bag

Thank you.

Jess! I said flirt with them, not have his babies!

Go away!

Is there a problem?

No, no problem Mr Domino, all good.

---

What's going on? Who's this guy?

Shh, we're playing.

So I leave for 2 seconds, and you replace me with a younger model?

Don't make a scene.

Listen lady, I'm not just some hot piece of ass you can play around with and toss aside.

Will this do it?

Nice meeting you.

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Fold.

Aww

I can't win a hand all night!

Don't worry, you win it back, I'm not going anywhere.

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YES! Come on, pay the lady before I charge you interest.

Scarlet? What are you doing? I thought you hated gambling.

It's not gambling, its winning. Come on, 7, 7, 7! Crap! I was on a hot streak until you showed up. You're a cooler, you cooled me.

Listen to yourself, you're crazed!

I am not, now get outta here!

No. I'm not scared of you. Ok, maybe a little. But I'm still not going anywhere. I'm not letting you piss that money away.

Ok, ok look. Here's next month's rent. Hold onto it for me.

OK. But you're not getting it back. Keeping it right here in my bag.

Pricey, where did you get 'em?

I bought it.

With what?

My dignity.

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Don't believe it. maybe I should just walk away.

That would be the smart thing to do. But you should stay.

Why?

Because you got me, your lucky charm.

Then I'm going to go for broke.

Full boat boys!

Yay! You won!

And i owe it all to you!

Thanks! This was fun. Bye!

---

Snake eyes!

Noo! Just because you're going to croak soon, do you have to take the rest of us with you?

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We haven't seen each other for a while. You know how brothers and sisters are.

I think we'd better get out of here.

I think you're right. Let's go up to your room?

Aren't I supposed to say that?

Do you want to get bogged down in gender stereotypes, or do you want to hit this?

Ooh, let's go

Marshall, Marshall!

What's wrong?

Jess went upstairs with some guy and they were all over each other.

Oh no! What have I done? I've turned into a pimp!

No you haven't

Are you kidding? All I'm missing is a purple fedora and a gold tooth.

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Tommy! Give me my chips back.

You lost it all, didn't you?

I've had some back luck, but I know I can turn it around. Give it to me.

No.

Listen Tommy.

Scarlet?! What are you doing here? You can't be in here.

Give me my chips back, and I'll leave.

No. You're just going to gamble them away.

It's my money, and I want it now.

Get your hands off my handbag! I mean, man bag. You're not getting it.

Hey, how about, I cut you in for half? Maybe you get yourself a new watch to go with that bag.

Stop! You're not going to buy me off.

You know, these are some really pretty hands. It would be such a shame if they got slammed in a bathroom door.

Are you threatening me?

Come on baby! Isn't there anything I could do to make you change your mind?

Maybe, no! Ye- no!

Please, Tommy! Please.

Scarlet, this is your rent money.

I don't care. I'm going to get on a roll. I can feel it.

Now that sounds like something your dad would have said.

I am nothing like my father. He had a problem. I don't have a problem.

Scarlet, you're in a casino men's room, so desperate to gamble, that you're willing to have sex. With me.

Oh my God. I've hit rock bottom.
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I'm so glad I bumped into you.

Less talking, more bumping.

*knocking*

Who's that?!

Who cares! The runway's ready, prepare to land.

*knocking*
Open up, it's me, Marshall.

Who's Marshall?

No idea.

I'll get rid of him

Nooo, no no no no. I'll do it. You just, put that in neutral and I'll be right back.

What the hell are you doing?

It's an intervention, you don't have to do this.

Yes I do. Maybe several times, now go away!

We're not leaving without you.

*struggling*

Damn you for being so skinny.

What are you doing in my room?

Put away your money dirtbag, she's not for sale.

What?! Do you know these people?

No, not at all.

Let's go Jess!

Maybe a little.

What the hell is going on?

Ok Jackson, I need to be honest with you, I'm not here for a Ted talk.

I don't know what this all is, but it's starting to feel kinda sleazy.

Noo, no no no, it's not sleazy at all.

We're just being paid to flirt with guys, and get them to gamble!

Thank you, that really helped.

So you were just playing me? Eh, come up here for a quickie, and get me to gamble some more?

No, not a quickie, I was planning on staying here for hours! I was going to wreck you!

I don't know what happened to you Jess, I never thought you'd stoop so low.

Ohh, it's my fault! I dragged her into the gutter and I became her pimp

Right, I think you should leave.

Bu-

Just go.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Because I'm going to give you something.

What's that?

A headstart.

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Well, thanks to you, I've still got my rent money. I wonder what came over me, I was out of control.

And now you know how your dad felt.

Oh no. I've got his DNA. What's next? Beer belly and hairy toes?

I have never felt so cheap and humiliated

We all did things we are not proud of.

We should do this again!

Marshall, I told you to stay away.

Well, then I guess someone doesn't want to get paid. Yo, check it out ladies, daddy's got the Benjamins!

Drop the pimp voice.

It's gone.

You know, we could always just stay.

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