Person 1) Hey ma, ma do me a f*cking massive favor will you please?
Person 2) What's wrong?
Person 1) I'm out here getting caught by the guard speeding, and I told him that I was rushing home to you because you're out there falling.
Person 2) Okay?
Person 1) Will you go in? Do you know the hall between the bathroom and the kitchen? Will you go in and f*cking lie down on the ground there because they're following me down.
Person 2) Where? Between the hallway and the...
Person 1) LAY DOWN IN THE HALL WHERE THE JACKETS ARE.
Person 2) Where the jackets are?
Person 1) JUST LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR I'M LITERALLY PULLING UP NOW!
*Person 1 walks inside*
Person 1) Are you okay? *dying of laughter*