Excuse me? I'm looking for Mr. (gets ignored)
Hello?
Excuse me Mr.
Shhh
Do you believe in love at first sight?
I know what you're thinking. The world is a cynical place and I must be a cynical man thinking a woman like you would fall for a man like that. Thing is, I have never loved anyone as I do you right now.
(TV) Do you believe in love at first sight? I know what you're thinking. The world is a cynical place and I must be a cynical man (TV gets cut off)
Spot on.
Sherlock Holmes.
Joan Watson.
I've been hired by your father to be your sober companion. I'm here to make the transition from your rehab experience to the routine of your everyday life as smooth as possible.
Look at this place. Yuck! Can't wait for you to tidy it.
You care to explain why you broke out of your rehab facility the same day you were being released?
Bored.
You were bored?
No, I am bored right now. Happens often. You'll get used to it. You're a doctor, you understand.
Uh I’m not a doctor.
Were a doctor. Surgeon judging by your hands.
You were a detective?
I worked as a consultant at Scotland Yard. I wasn't paid for my services and therefore I don't answer no one but myself.
I've decided to resume my work as a consultant here in New York. Consider every wretched hive of depravity and murder in this city my place of business. Unless.\ of course, you don't think you have the stomach for the kind of work I do.
I'm good.
How do clients typically introduce?
You and I have what known as a companion-client confidentiality which means you can introduce me however you like friend, coworker, relative and I’ll play along.
How you doing?
It's Captain Gregson. Captain Gregson, this is Ms. Watson, my person valet (val-ay)
I take it you two have worked together before.
When I was assigned to Scotland Yard
Captain if you please
There are two broken glasses here. You can tell from the volume of shards. Obviously, she was pouring a glass of water for her guest when he assailed her.
Right
Captain who is this guy?
Piece of glass number two
Did you see the safe room?
What safe room?
The one behind that wall. There's a slight angle to the floor. The extra weight of the safe room steel reinforcements can cause the floor around it to decline, creating a slope between one and five degrees.
Sometimes I hate it when I’m right.
Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
I don't hate my job.
You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. You don't hate what I do though.
The day we met, you deduced that I gave up being a surgeon to become a companion. The truth is...
The truth is you made a mistake during a surgery that cost a patient his life.
It's so incredible the way you just solve people just by looking at them
I notice you don't have any mirrors around here.
What's that supposed to mean?
It means I think you know a lost cause when you see one.
Watson
Shhh
Watson
Excuse me
I don't see you I don't hear you
Should I speak up?
Shhh
Shhh yourself
Wasn't even on key
Open your mouth so I can swab it. If you're on anything, the strip on the cup will turn blue.
I have a... I have a new theory about our killer
Drug free. Congratulations
I believe we've uncovered the name of a strong suspect of a murder of Amy Dampier
Yes. Better
How do you guess things?
I don't guess
I observe
And once I've observed, I deduce
How did you I used to be a surgeon?
Google
Not everything is deducible