Note to recorder:
British accent please.
Natural speed please.
Take a break (3 seconds minimum) after each paragraph please.
We think the other Crown Jewels aren’t safe. The Imperial Crown is not here as the Queen will wear it for her opening session in Parliament soon. St Edward’s crown will be moved to a new secret location, and we’re going to take the sceptre to Scotland Yard.
You can have these 3 gadgets: the poisonous lipstick, the X-ray binoculars and the soporific umbrella.
We can talk without being overheard when we’re at mid-height!
The Imperial Crown is not safe? When is the opening of the Parliament? Oh my god! It’s tomorrow! Take a break, go to Borough Market and have a fish n’ chips there. I’ll see you tomorrow morning at the Houses of Parliament!
Thanks a lot, it's perfect!